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Posted on Aug 26, 2016 | 0 comments

Meet Oscar the Great

Oscar the Great Portrait

Hello. My name is Oscar, and I am a very special cat. My job it to educate my person, which can a BIG challenge!

My Story

My mother was a large, sleek orange tabby cat. We lived in a barn with horses and cows, who would let us sleep on their backs at night to keep warm. My mother was an excellent mouser, and taught me everything I needed to know about people and the art of time shifting.

When the farm was sold, the new owners tore down the barn and put me in an animal shelter. The people at the shelter were kind and fed me fine food. They also introduced me to my person, Ms. Jenaia. My one complaint was having to share a smelly room with some cats who didn’t understand how to use a litterbox. But never mind. All of that is behind me now.

My person and I are currently writing my life story. If you have questions of suggestions, we would love to hear from you. Please Tweet to me at:

#NPHCOscar

You can also talk to my person by sending an email or Tweet, or posting to Facebook or Instagram:

Email: JenaBall@CritterKin.com

Twitter: @JenaiaMorane

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/jenaia.morane

Instagram: msjenaia

Oscar

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